Julio Jones finally scored a touchdown and Nathan Peterman somehow still has a job in the NFL. Here’s a Week 9 recap for the attention-span challenged.
[Also See: Fantasy Football Weekly Review: Week 9’s Standouts]
1. The battle of the GOATs went down in Foxboro, and it ended pretty much the way we expected
How many rings, Tom?
2. Julio Jones FINALLY scored a touchdown and the internet couldn’t even believe it
IT HAS HAPPENED. JULIO JONES SCORED A TOUCHDOWN.
— Field Yates (@FieldYates) November 4, 2018
Need @AdamSchefter to confirm Julio Jones scored a touchdown. I don’t believe it. Probably a prank.
— Mike Clay (@MikeClayNFL) November 4, 2018
OF COURSE JULIO SCORES A TD AGAINST @MatthewBerryTMR’S REDSKINS!
— Daniel Dopp (@DanielDopp) November 4, 2018
Julio, to all fantasy owners who drafted him in the first round:
3. Panthers running back Christian McCaffrey channeled his inner Todd Gurley when he jumped over this defender
Christian McCaffrey with the HURDLE ?
?: FOX #TBvsCARpic.twitter.com/Ykpp5hY5SY
— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) November 4, 2018
Christian McCaffrey said several guys told him after his hurdle play: white men can jump.
— Joe Person (@josephperson) November 4, 2018
4. Philip Rivers looked like he was going to kill kicker Caleb Sturgis, who missed two extra points and a field goal wide left #YouHadOneJob
Caleb Sturgis control settings pic.twitter.com/t4syfV3HaF
— little john spanos (@little_spanos) November 4, 2018
To no one’s surprise, the Chargers released him on Monday
5. Michael Thomas purchased not one, but two flip phones for an elaborate (albeit illegal) touchdown celebration and the Saints ruined the Rams’ perfect season #WhoDat
Now if only LSU could have been so lucky this weekend…
Here. Have this one on me. pic.twitter.com/9PpaDe5PLS
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) November 4, 2018
6. But speaking of touchdown celebrations, the Seahawks may have had the best one of the year
7. Two Browns players ran into each other in a failed attempt to block an extra point and it was so incredibly on brand
how to not block a PAT pic.twitter.com/XqTjM6zPwp
— Seth Wickersham (@SethWickersham) November 4, 2018
8. And here’s a reminder that Bills quarterback Nathan Peterman still has a job and is actually in the conversation for the worst of all time
Insane but True
After throwing 3 INT and 0 TD today, Nathan Peterman’s career QB Rating IMPROVED from 20.8 to 30.7. pic.twitter.com/5v9z2kEI62
— CBS Sports HQ (@CBSSportsHQ) November 4, 2018
Lowest passer rating in the NFL this season, minimum 70 passes:
30.7 Nathan Peterman, Bills
56.0 Derek Anderson, Bills
61.8 Josh Allen, Bills
62.5 Sam Bradford, Cardinals (now on waivers)— Michael David Smith (@MichaelDavSmith) November 5, 2018
rankings of available QBs that the bills should consider starting:
1) colin kaepernick
2) terrelle pryor
3) matt barkley
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367) literally anyone
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588) a bag of candy corn
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∞) nathan peterman— samantha (@previtee) October 31, 2018
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